Houston, we have a problem
14 Sep 2010 Leave a Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: cranky, hormonal, house
Okay, we have a few problems, but right now there is one in particular – the damn yellow jackets that are turning the outside eaves of our house into a Section 8 subdivision. We’re like the landlords for their little housing projects, except we aren’t getting any steady rent checks from The Man and I can’t go outside without waving my arms around like a lunatic to fend off the aggressive little fuckers. These things are like my 70+ year old Grandma – cranky, mean and ready to lash out at a moments notice. I’m going to start giving them names like Nuck Nuck, Lil’ Wayne and Grandma Bitch. They’ve even built a nest in the air conditioning unit outside! Smart little bastards. I haven’t been stung yet, but it’s only a matter of time. I’m annoyed that we’ll probably have to call an exterminator, because so far my yelling, “Get out of here, you assholes!” while flailing my limbs is not working. Any exterminator recommendations?
